Last night while I was eating Mini Chewy Sweettarts and dicking around on Facebook instead of getting my 8 hours in (sleep is essential to having nice skin y’all!) my friend Megan over at Mean Baby asked in a group, “WHAT DO I WANT TO BE WHEN I GROW UP?”. That is a super valid question! I answered, “When you find out, let me know, because I sure as hell don’t know.”, copious commas and all . But then I thought about it for like thirty seconds and it struck me like a beautiful bolt of lightning, when I grow up, I WANT TO BE EVA GABOR.
Eva Gabor is all that is elegance, charm, and pizzazz. She was gorgeous, clever and got to wear things like this EVERYDAY:
Let’s take a quick peek at Eva at her best:
Eva was so lovely and charismatic as Lisa on Green Acres, I remembered being enthralled with her whenever I caught reruns of it on Nick at Nite.
HELLO, SHE IS WRASSLIN’ WITH CHUCK NORRIS WHILE WEARING AN EVENING GOWN. Who doesn’t want to be her?!
But let’s us not forget, Zsa Zsa was no slouch either.
My heart will always belong to the ~bewitching~ Eva, if only for her voice work on the Aristocats and Rescuers alone. Man, the Gabor sisters were really something. Between the three of them, (I didn’t forget you Magda!) they had 20 husbands. 20 HUSBANDS. The Gabor sisters had just that much love to give.
In closing, as I mature, my goal is to be more like Eva Gabor, so don’t be surprised if I start calling everyone darling and wearing floor length evening gowns everywhere I go. I am already well on my way, last Sunday while I was at brunch with my Beautiful and Interesting Lady Friends, I plopped a couple of Starbursts into my mimosa. IT’S GLAMOUR, DAHLINK!