Today’s blog prompt is sell yourself in 10 words or less. There are many routes I could go with this. I could go informercial:
Letty slices! Dices! Fucks shit up! Buy now, only 19.95.
or I can make a list of ten words that describe me:
delightful (Yes, I think I’m delightful. Suck it.)
feisty as hell
Or I could be truthful:
Always striving to be HALF as funny as Ru Paul.
I may be small, but I pack a big punch.
I’m THAT bitch.