A Public Apology

Dear World,

I am sorry I am constantly giving you side eye. It’s just that you are continuously wearing questionable clothing, or saying/doing stupid things. I will make every attempt to reel in my bitchiness if you put forth even the tiniest effort to not suck so much. I hope we can work together to keep the wrinkle between my eyebrows from getting deeper.

I love to hate you,







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2 thoughts on “A Public Apology

  1. startraci says:

    Grrrl! You crack me up! But you’re right. So many are out there giving plenty of reason for side eye.

  2. Shay says:

    I just.. i just.. I just cannot get over how happy you make me.

    it’s like the beginning of a marriage proposal.

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