All right, so I haven’t written anything here in a while. They last thing I gave you were Willow themed valentines, which are amazing, and more than a worthy gift. Apparently the only way I will write is when prompted, so I have joined up with Shelley at Slightly Off Kilter and Evin at Food Good Laundry Bad, to Play in May. Just like last year, I will attempt to write every day. You have all been truly blessed, yet again.
So today’s prompt is, Why I Write. It’s just like these broads to kick it off with a hard one. I am not entirely sure why I write. Clearly, I don’t. I think I write for the same reason everyone does, because I am a really interesting person and everyone should listen to what I have to say. I am just a goddamn delight. I am intelligent, funny, and can ramble on about a variety of topics. I HAVE OPINIONS DAMMIT. So, that is one reason I write, because I deserve to.
Another reason I write is to spite. (I get bonus points for rhyming) There are so many fake, piece of crap, wannabe Gwyneth Paltrows out there, SOMEBODY has to battle them. Bitch, you ain’t Elizabeth Gilbert, and this ain’t Eat, Pray, Love. You can eat, pray, SUCK MY BUTT, amirite? Sometimes, even I can’t believe how mature and thoughtful I can be. This is why it is imperative that I write and share my magnificent insights with the ~world~.
I also write because I read. Or rather, that’s my intention. I am constantly reading things, then thinking, “Well, I could do that.” But, of course, I can’t and I don’t, because I lack initiative. On the flip side, I like when I read something and am blown away by it. I’ve recently read several books by author, Rainbow Rowell, and she just knocks it out of the park every single time. I don’t know how to do that. I don’t even know how to start. Maybe someday, if I make even the slightest effort, I could figure it out. For now I will just eat Lean Pockets and watch tattoo reality competitions because that’s what makes me momentarily happy.
For the month of May, I will write everyday. At the end of the month, I will feel proud and inspired, and maybe (probably not) I will do something with that temporary motivation. In any case let’s Play in May, bitches. Here is a Police video your viewing pleasure!